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Ant and Grasshoper..RELOADED

Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.


New Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and

laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool

and laughs dances plays the summer away.



Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands

to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others

are cold and starving.



NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper

next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with

food.


The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor

Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?



Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.



Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that

Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .



Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.



Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for

not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.



The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the

Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support

as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .


Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in

West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.


CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in

the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and

Grasshoppers.


Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway

Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.


Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against

Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.


Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational

Institutions in Government Services.



The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left

to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government

and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.


Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.


Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.


CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.


Many years later...


The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar

company in Silicon Valley,



100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,


...AND


As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the

grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!!


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I have no idea from whose creative mind this has come out, but this

piece of writing is awesome….

THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE!...

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.
 

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.
 

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
 

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "
 



Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:
 
 
 
"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.
 
 
 
Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.
 
 
 
Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".
 
 
 
She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.
 
 
 
When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!
 
 
 
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?".
 
 
 
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
 
 
 
Husband: "That' s it. We are happy ever after ";-)

Amazing Scanning Electron Microscope Pictures

Amazing Scanning Electron Microscope Pictures
All these pictures are from the book ' Microcosmos', created by Brandon Brill from London. This book includes many scanning electron microscope (SEM) images of insects, human body parts and household items. These are the most amazing images of what is too small to see with the naked eye.

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01 — A wood or heathland Ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip

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02 — The surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip

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03 — Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin

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04 — The surface of a strawberry

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05 — Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue

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06 — Human sperm (spermatozoa), the male sex cells

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07 — The nylon hooks and loops of velcro

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08 — Household dust which includes long hairs such as cat fur, twisted synthetic and woolen fibers, serrated insect scales, a pollen grain, plant and insect remains

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09 —The weave of a nylon stocking

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10 — The end of the tongue (proboscis) of a hummingbird hawkmoth

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11 — The head of a mosquito

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12 — A human head louse clinging to a hair

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13 — The eight eyes (two groups of four) on the head of a Mexican red-kneed tarantula

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14 — Cut hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades

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15 — Cigarette paper

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16 — The corroded surface of a rusty metal nail

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17 — The head of a Romanesco cauliflower

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18 — The fungus Aspergillus fumigatus

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19 — Mushrooms spores

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20 — A clutch of unidentified butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant

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21 — Fimbriae of a Fallopian tube

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 22 — A daisy bud

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23 — Calcium phosphate crystal

Engineering.......U'll find it very intresting



Simple animation to explain complex principles
1, aircraft radial engine

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2, oval Regulation

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3, sewing machines

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4, Malta Cross movement - second hand movement used to control the clock

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5, auto change file mechanism

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6, auto constant velocity universal joint

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7, gun ammunition loading system

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8 rotary engine - an internal combustion engine, the heat rather than the piston movement into rotary movement

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# Via World Of Technology. HowStuffWorks see from the attached three car engine diagram:

1, inline engine - it's cylinders lined up side by side

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2 boxer engine - cylinder engine arranged in two planes relative
 

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Interesting recent research findings !

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
           (Hardly seems worth it.)
 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
       (O.M.G.!)
 

 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
           (In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
 
    A cockroach will live nine days without its head  before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)<>

 

(I'm still not over the pig.)
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
 


 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
 

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
            (Hmmmmmm.... ..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

 
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out)
 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
 

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
 
Polar bears are left-handed.
           (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone!
            (and God  love that pig!)

Story of our planet earth....

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